BREAKING, TECHNICALLYThe newsroom has declined to invent a breaking storyFART GOAT
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Nothing worth wasting your time on yet.

The first complete, factual, gloriously unnecessary story will appear here when it has real reporting and a real photograph.

Factually real. Practically unnecessary.

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